S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We need a shit load of segways right now
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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