the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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