i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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