butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
from now on my penis is your penis
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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