I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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