and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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