I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize