What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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