last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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