So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
me + whiskey = a bad person
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize