I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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