Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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