Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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