it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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