My brain says no but my pants say off.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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