Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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