we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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