Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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