So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His nipple licking is glorious
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