If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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