no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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