whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dear god my vagina.
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