i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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