No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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