Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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