i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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