the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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