How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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