direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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