i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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