she looked like the before picture.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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