Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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