So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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