Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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