so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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