I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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