I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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