You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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