Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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