so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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