i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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