You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
why is half of my head shaved?
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