Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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