I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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