nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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