went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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