if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think a kid would responsible me up
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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