I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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