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That's how twitter works, right?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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