Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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