Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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