yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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