I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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