Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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