Dual....:-)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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