i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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