were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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